February 2010
168 posts
January 2010
131 posts
You're a dead man Lou Sedaris
I’m at a coffeeshop in Redlands,ca. I’ve had too much coffee, I’ve read too much David Sedaris, and I feel like my skin is crawling. The odd folk music in the speakers isn’t helping at all. I should probably drink this feeling away. Or I should possibly go home and sleep this odd feeling off. Why am I telling tumblr this? I don’t know. It made sense when I started.
Walmart Lowers Standards Yet Again with Mass... →
mondosmusicbox:
redguard:
abbyjean:
[This week,] some 11,000 Sam’s Club associates were called into meetings and laid off without warning. Most of those workers handed out samples at Sam’s Club stores. But that work will now be taken over by Shopper Events, a company based in Arkansas just a stone’s throw away from Walmart’s corporate headquarters. Shopper Events is described as “the only...
This is Better Than You. →
Ok check it.
There is this constant ominous thud that is coming from somewhere outside my apartment. Now the lights are flickering. Granted this is California, but earthquakes don’t usually follow the “T-rex is coming towards our suv” mentality. I wish I had a cup of water with me right now to prove this shit.
This may, or may not, be outside my apartment.
Yup.
Me: Have you ever heard of Vampire Weekend?
Girl: I like Twilight!
Me:
mblash:
I have my first follower. Hooray for Dodson!
That’s what’s up. Hooray for Mary Balashs Shaved Head.
rominatrix asked: Thank you for the advise. I didn't think of it :(
rominatrix:
Get ready for this.
Viewer discretion is advised (specially if you suffer from epilepsy or similar).
thejacaranda:
http://fletchowns.net/what.html
bless you, Romina!
rominatrix:
Get ready for this
thejacaranda:
http://fletchowns.net/what.html
Might want to put a warning label on this for our friends with epilepsy. This could cause some serious seizures. Not really joking about that.
http://mynamesjd.tumblr.com/ask →
ask away.
Dear tumblr
I’m in Las Vegas. Yup.
Fact
All the people with prominent tumblogs are from South America or Tennessee. There is the exception that proves the rule which is Disneyland blogs. Someone had to say it.
This is stupid and profound all at once. Trust. →
You’ve probably already seen this. But still. My horse is amazing.
There are few things better than this song. One of...
Dear tumblr
I’m drunk. I love my iPhone. That is all. Goodnight and goodluck.